im going to cry
Dimitri and Anya:
shout out to water for keeping my throat sufficiently lubricated for optimal yodeling techniques
pop punk it’s just sad lyrics with happy music
This is exactly how I explain pop punk to people
Carl telling us how (not) to science.
"conclusion: dinosaurs" is still my favorite rebuttal to just about anything tbh.
Second perhaps only to “Therefore: aliens”
That moment when you don’t want a conversation to end but don’t know what else to say
Viggo: It was sort of fun. You know, people had bags… and we were sort of, like, shooting baskets. And after a while, throwing skulls at each other. It was kind of a weird atmosphere.
this is heartbreaking
IM LAUGHING SO HARD RN I WAS TALKING TO MY CRUSH FROM 5TH GRADE AND WE HAVENT SEEN EACH OTHER FOR LIKE 5 YEARS AND HE WAS LIKE “DID U KNOW I DATED KATY A” IM CRYING I DATED HER TOO WHAT DO I SAY
update i told him i dated her too and he asked me if i was bi and i said yes and he said “oh i am too” and wE DATED THE SAME GUY AND THE SAME GIRL AND NOW WE’RE TALKING ABOUT HOW SEXY DEAN WINCHESTER IS IM GONNA MARRY THIS GUY
When someone says they like American Horror Story
emojis dont have a hard life
right now a baby is being born
right now someone just clogged a public toilet and is running out of the bathroom as fast as they can
life goes on
Hopefully this is not the same person