modern Hogwarts headcanon
muggleborn sixth years jumping from moving staircase to moving staircase shouting “PARKOUR”
The gentle, caring spirits of the staircases are confused by this generation of students. They attempt to adjust their…
petition for the next companion to not be a white girl in her 20s who crushes on the Doctor
petition for the next companion to be a grumpy chinese-american grandma who complains about plot-holes and knits the doctor horrific time-travel-themed sweaters to wear when she thinks it’s cold out (most of the time)
reblogging because this is the best idea ever
Oh yeah last night my friend got Jason to leave me a voicemail and it’s the sweetest thing ever
also this is my favorite vine
i may have peed myself a little watching this
"I coulda dropped my croissant"
THIS IS LITERALLY MY FAVORITE VINE
HIS LITTLE SCREAM
TurboRoo, a chihuahua born without its front legs, was given a 3D printed cart made by San Diego firm 3dyn so he could train to be a service dog for disabled children.
Meet Ellen Gerber and Pearl Berlin. They met through mutual friends in 1964. They committed to spending their lives together on June 2, 1966. They tied the knot last year in Maine. But they are legal strangers in their state of North Carolina, where they’re the lead plaintiffs in a lawsuit challenging the state ban on marriage equality.
They’re also so cute my heart is crying.
"We’re still in love, after 48 years," Gerber, better known as Lennie, said recently. "We still can’t begin the day without a good cuddle."
"They can see that in us, that being gay or lesbian is just the same as being straight," Gerber said. "You just love somebody of your own sex. Otherwise, there’s no difference. … We want to be recognized for what we are — a married couple."
This is their story, and it’s a damn beautiful one.
tfw no successful career on seven sharp 7pm weeknights on one
one time I was taking the public transit and this guy got on and there was a seat beside me and so he looked at me as he was walking down the bus to come sit beside me, but I was listnin to my music and as I put my phone down beside me I pressed the volume button by accident and it went full blast, so the volume made me cry bc so loud, so the guy sat beside me and I started crying and he looked really offended so ya, and it was winter time so anyways he got up and stood bc I was crying and so he was getting off the bus like 5 stops later and as he was getting off he frcikng slipped and his slippery track pant things fell down and he was layin face first in the snow with his ass hangin out. thas my story thanks for listenin friend
i hate that i literally cant tell if im ugly or not and i cant tell if im really fat or just like kinda fat i literally cant tell and sometimes ill be like “im just being dumb im pretty good looking” and then ill be like “wow im being so egotistical i definitely look like shit what am i talking about” like i just…. dont know and it bothers me so much cos it’s something i can’t understand
THIS IS BEAUTIFUL
ITS LIKE HEAVEN RIGHT NOW GOD THEY HAVE BEAUTIFUL VOICES
I made a vow long ago to reblog this every time I see it